Life in army......

For you contours are easy to read than the city maps , 

You feel comfortable in jungles and get lost in metros. 

... For you time is in hundred hours, 

3 ' O clock is a direction, distance is always in multipals of hundred meters and you keep on loosing North. 

When people meet near pubs, cafes and discs. 

You meet near water tanks, bridges and culverts. 

For you Kenwood and Motorola are familiar brands and apple and blackberry are fruits. 

You never knew cars, mobiles and bikes also had series. 

The only series you know is the AK's. 

You remember names of all Tanzimes, but do not know the name of IPL teams. 

Stamps on your passport are of Congo and Sudan where as others go to US, UK and Japan. 

You remember the raising days, but forget the anniversaries and birthdays.

When others talk of CEO and COO,

You only know C with only one O.

For you lol and asap is greek and you even look for them in Appx 'c.

When others talk of Pune, Bangalore and Gurgaon you talk of Poonch, Lalgarh and Bongaigaon.

For you ,

The Safety Honour and Welfare of your Country comes first , Always and Every Time .

and women will be from venus always and every time.

For you green and blue are own, Red and pink are danger zones.

For you the choice of arms was more painful than the break up and chasing girls tougher than the march up.

You will travel 500 miles to meet her , But will expect her to walk the last five steps.

You can take darbar of 120 rusty men for three hours, But will be afraid to speak three magical words.

You will crack any code or language , But one line message of her's with few dots and exclamation marks will confuse you.

For all those who thinks he is a flirt ,

He will be the last man standing ,

True to his vows and words.